Why yes, my brain is a very strange place.

[rexlapinii.livejournal.com]

After writing Xavier's comment in this post, I was struck with the sudden mental image of Magneto's helmet as a hollow shell filled with IHOP twin-berry syrup.

Which then led to this short conversation, somewhere in the depths of Brotherhood headquarters . . .

"Uh, boss? You're leaking again."

"Damn. That's the third elegant maroon suit these stains have ruined. I simply must find a more effective material. One that isn't quite so messy."

*pause*

"Toad, if you lick my helmet one more time, I'm going to send Mystique after you with another syringe of iron filings."

"Sorry, boss."

Comments

[persephone-kore.livejournal.com]

You are weird as heck and really, really fun. :)

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

lmao.

[meallanmouse.livejournal.com]

I can just see Toad being all drooly about what leads up to the needling, though. ;)

[rexlapinii.livejournal.com]

I dunno, somehow I don't see her wasting the mojo on him. Kick to the head to keep him quiet, then a jab in the butt, probably.

Then again, I bet that's the most action he's seen for years, what with the pigeon breath and tendency to hork up green slime, so maybe you're right. :)

[wonderfungus.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmmmmm....twin-berry.... [slurrrrp]