I'm not sure how to explain this one.

[technophobia.livejournal.com]

So the other night there was some joking about the Day Zero plot, and the LOLtribbles ( http://granades.com/2007/05/02/loltrek/ ), and somehow this is what morphed out of it. Enjoy.


Apocalypse: O HAI. I R IN UR BURROUGHS, MAKIN MY MUTANT HOMELANDS
Nick Fury: WHUT?
Post: I CAN HAZ CITY?
Amanda: DO NOT WANT

Death: O HAI.
Jennie: OMG THIS SUX
Forge: IT R JENNIE. SHE BE DEAD, JIM.
Haller: OMG OUR DADS R KITTEHTONIC.

Caliban: O HAI. U R MY FRIENDS NAO
Marie-Ange: K.
Jean-Phillipe: WTF?
Mark: OMG WHUT HAPPEN?
Jean-Phillipe: SUM GUY MESS WIF MARIE-ANGE HED.
Pete: So, describe the cunt again, and give me the most precise location you remember, and I'll go after her while the rest of you stay here get on with the real job.
Jean-Phillipe: I GO WITH.
Pete: Whatever, Frenchie.

Mastermold: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COMPUTER RUNS U!
Doug: DO NOT WANT
Mastermold: I R UPGRADED NAO. PWNT.
Doug: OMG THIS SUX.

Nick Fury: I R SICK N TIRED OF TEH MOTHERFUCKIN MUTANT SUPREMACISTS IN MY MOTHERFUCKIN COUNTRY. X-MEN, HALP?
Scott: K.
Nick Fury: SHIRO, IF THIS NOT WORK, U SET US UP TEH BOMB.
Shiro: WHUT?

Caliban: SHE R MINE.
Pete: Fuck you, sunbeam, and the horse you fucking rode in on.
Apocalypse: U R STRONG. CAN HAS?
Pete: All I really need is a map, and a few boxes of cigarettes, and I can get to work.
Apocalypse: WIN.
Marie-Ange: I R CRAZYCAKES.
Jean-Phillipe: O HAI. I R WORKIN FOR MAGNETO.
Marie-Ange: WHUT?

Gangbanger: I R WANTIN SEXYTIME.
Zach: SHE R MY DAUGHTER. U CANS NOT HAZ.
Gangbanger: O RLY?
Zach: YA RLY.
Laurie: OMG U R EBIL. DO NOT WANT.
Zach: OMG THIS SUX.

War: U KNEEL BEFOR MY LORD!
Cable: I NOT THINK SO.
Apocalypse: I NOT HURT U. WE DOIN RIGHT THING.
Cable: I NOT THINK SO. BUT WE GO WAY NAO.

Garrison: HERE I COME TO SAVE TEH DAY
NYPD: W00T.
Garrison: OMG GO LEAFS EH!
Sofia: WTF KIND OF BATTLECRY THAT BE?

Doug: OMG THIS SUX
Emma: O HAI. I R IN UR BRAIN, UPGRADIN UR POWER. ALSO, U R MY NITE.
Doug: WHUT?

Betsy: I CANS NOT SEE OMG.
Death: O HAI.
Betsy: O NOES, I KNO WHO U BE.

Farouk: I R IN UR CEREBROS, COORDINATIN UR EFFORTS.

Death: O HAI.
Terry: IT R GO TIEM.
Death: OW.
Jennie: REPORTS OF MY DEATH BE GRATELY XAGERATED.
Alison: I R PWNT.
Terry: WTF?

Laurie: I R ALONE.
Post: O HAI.
Zach: SHE R MY DAUGHTER. U CANS NOT HAZ.
Post: PWNT.
Zach: OW.
Laurie: O NOES.

Angar: O HAI, MARK. CAN HAZ SILVER?
Mark: NO. U CANS NOT HAZ.
Angar: OMG U SUCK.
Mark: PWNT.

Famine: O HAI NEW MUTANTS.
Yvette: O NOES.
Angel: WE R TEAM. WE CANS DO THIS.
Inez: MAIN SCREEN TURN FLAT.
Famine: WHUT U SAY?
Yvette: N UR LITTLE DOG TOO.
Catseye: CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER CART PLZKTHX?

Mastermold: CAN HAZ CYPHER? NOM NOM NOM.
Doug: O HAI. I'M IN UR SYSTEMS, HACKIN UR SECURITEEZ.
Mastermold: WTF HAX.
Doug: LOL ZACTLY.

Sabertooth: O HAI U GUISE.
Kyle: WHUT?
Sabertooth: U HAD A SHIELD TEAM, BUT I EATED IT.
War: WHO LET TEH DOGS OUT?
Mob: WOOF WOOF WOOF
Sabertooth: KYLE WE FIGHT TOGETHER.
Kyle: K.
War: APPLAUSE
Kyle: I BRAKE UR ARM.
War: OMG PTSD FLASHBACK.
Kyle: PWNT.
Kyle: HEY, WHERE BE SABERTOOTH?

Post: O HAI.
Forge: WE BE GIVIN CITY HEART ATTACK.
Julio: WTF?
Forge: TRUST ME. I HAZ PLAN.
Julio: K.
Post: OW WTF.
Amanda: IT R MY CITY. U CANS NOT HAZ.
Post: OMG THIS SUX.
Manhattan: NOM NOM NOM.

Cain: ROGUE, U CAN HAZ MY POWER.
Rogue: WHUT?
Cain: U CANS NOT BE STOPPED.
Rogue: I CAN HAZ PUNCHY TIEM NAO PLZ?
Apocalypse: WTF?

Apocalypse: IM IN UR POP PRINCESSES, WASHIN HER BRAINS.
Pete: Do.
Betsy: NOT.
Alison: WANT!
Apocalypse: OMG THIS SUX.

Apocalypse: I NOT DONE.
Everyone: DO NOT WANT. DO NOT WANT. DO NOT WANT.
Apocalypse: WTF.
Garrison: U HAZ TEH RITE TO REMANE SILENT.

Johnny Devil: IS IT CAN BE DRINKIN TIEM NAO PLZ?

Comments

[alasdair.livejournal.com]

I am delighted to see that Pete will not speak in Macro.

[technophobia.livejournal.com]

Someone needed to be the straight man, much like Spock in the LOLtribbles, and Pete seemed like the natural choice.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I think I actually know what happened in this plot now. Neat!

[diamond-dust06.livejournal.com]

War: WHO LET TEH DOGS OUT?
Mob: WOOF WOOF WOOF

I shouldn't have laughed but I did.

[nute.livejournal.com]

I think I cracked up most at:

Garrison: OMG GO LEAFS EH!
Sofia: WTF KIND OF BATTLECRY THAT BE?

[thatpalebluedot.livejournal.com]

Ditto. That is an icon waiting to happen.

[frito-kal.livejournal.com]

Angel: WE R TEAM. WE CANS DO THIS.
Inez: MAIN SCREEN TURN FLAT.
Famine: WHUT U SAY?

This is my favorite part. Main screen turn flat never fails to make me giggle.

[x-empath.livejournal.com]

LOL awesome.

[deathpixie]

I'm so glad I read this yesterday at the end of work, since it had the effect of making me incapable of thinking in anything _but_ LOLcat.

Slight suggestion for the start?

Apocalypse: O HAI. I R IN UR BURROUGHS, MAKIN MY MUTANT HOMELANDS
Nick Fury: WHUT?
Post: I CAN HAZ CITY?
Amanda: NOOO! THEY BE TAKING MY CITEE!

Yes, Amanda is a walrus with a bucket, apparently. ;)