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[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

I was trying to figure out the Xavier's communication code. It's an elaborate code, but this is how far I got:

# If anyone wants me, I will be down at the lake = Hug me.
# If anyone wants me, I will be in the sunroom = Meditating. Also, hug me.
# If anyone wants me, I will be on the smokers porch = No need to hug me, I'm coping. Hug me.
# If anyone wants me, I will be in the greenhouse = Grown-ups only: Could do with religious/philosophical edification. Also, hug me.
# If anyone wants me, I will be in the medlab = Don't hug me, I sprained my ribs too.
# If anyone wants me, I will be in the gym = Grrr.
# If anyone wants me, I will be in the danger room = Grrrrrr.
# If anyone wants me, I will be in Canada = Grrrrrr Arrrrgh.
# I will be on the flyer's platform = Nobody wants me. You will all be sorry when I'm gone.


No need to change the code though, I promise I won't tell Magneto :P

Comments

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

*grins*

Sounds about right.

[xp_daytripper]

I resemble most of these remarks. *snickers* Although there's another one for me: "If anyone wants me, I'll be in my study" = Doing magic stuff to comfort myself and don't interrupt unless you want to be turned green.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

-laugh- I'd say you're pretty spot on, although you forgot the medstaff corrolary:

If anyone wants me, I will be in the medlab - Feel free to hug me, somebody else sprained their ribs and it makes me cranky.

[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

True, the medstaff is big enough to merit a corrolary.

I also wondered if we need a special clause for Jean and the lake, but then again she is improving so nicely.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

The special clause with me and the lake is that I just won't ever say it. I may be doing better, but loitering by the lake still not high on my list of things to do.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

# If anyone wants me, I'll be in the kitchen = make me food or eat the food I'm making. Hug me if I'm not holding something sharp or boiling hot.

[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes! The kitchen. I knew there was another frequently used spot that I missed.

[silensy]

Also the music room *nods*

And eeee! Dark Crystal!

[ashenmote.livejournal.com]

Heee! You recognized it!

These icons work so well to ferret out the nerds. :D

[x-pete.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm ever likely to say any of those things, but I'd just like to make it clear: hug me, and I will take your eyeballs out with the first object that comes to hand.

No, there is no very small hug me after this. Fuck off.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Hey! Some of us have to go to the gym for physical therapy, you know. But if it gets a hug, hey...