Participating in X-Project does have some drawbacks . . . for instance, a spontaneous change in nationality and the loss of a perpetually grinning manservant (largely because it means I'm now forced to do my own laundry). On the bright side, no thousands of groping souls shredding my flesh, better hair, a stop to all those snuffalufagus jokes from Jubilee.
Yes, I can see how the loss of your thigh-high manservant could leave you a sad man.
To my mind, you've forgotten the number one reason to be happy: you will never share anything with Monet St. Croix. (I suppose this is sad too, in a way; as Monet is really hot or would be if she was somehow rendered mute, and... are you still related? Um.) But you will never share a body. And that is priceless. It's like a Mastercard commercial.
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Date: 2005-10-19 06:20 am (UTC)Participating in X-Project does have some drawbacks . . . for instance, a spontaneous change in nationality and the loss of a perpetually grinning manservant (largely because it means I'm now forced to do my own laundry). On the bright side, no thousands of groping souls shredding my flesh, better hair, a stop to all those snuffalufagus jokes from Jubilee.
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I think I can get used to doing my own laundry.
One could never tell your nationality through the fetish mask anyway, but
Date: 2005-10-19 03:17 pm (UTC)To my mind, you've forgotten the number one reason to be happy: you will never share anything with Monet St. Croix. (I suppose this is sad too, in a way; as Monet is really hot or would be if she was somehow rendered mute, and... are you still related? Um.) But you will never share a body. And that is priceless. It's like a Mastercard commercial.
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Date: 2005-10-24 02:30 pm (UTC)