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[rexlapinii.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

All right, somebody get me a bone saw. We need to put Nathan's brain on a high shelf where he can't reach it until he learns to play gently with his toys.

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[persephone-kore.livejournal.com]

"Due to extended and repeated abuse, your access to your brain has been revoked until further notice. We are issuing you a temporary substitute brain for practice. It is fairly rugged and has been outfitted with automated telekinetic viral control functions and "toy"-level voluntary telepathy and telekinesis, as well as a suitable copy of commonly-accessed memories. The Askani retain access to your usual brain, as the temporary substitute brain lacks full support for precognition and psychic hosting, but are requested not to make any modifications in your absence.

If you break this one, you are in trouble."

[rexlapinii.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Comes in brightly-colored nontoxic plastic with rounded child-safe edges, I presume? :)

[persephone-kore.livejournal.com]

And a spill-proof lid!

[aliciam.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[persephone-kore.livejournal.com]

*bows* :)

[silensy]

*snickers* My first reaction was "Nate's brain is broken again? Must be Friday."

[aliciam.livejournal.com]

He's going to be very scarce this weekend. No advertising of this latest breaking of the brain... ;)

[aliciam.livejournal.com]

Have some pity for the poor guy. I mean, imagine the lecture he probably got from Charles for this stunt... ;)

[rexlapinii.livejournal.com]

*snicker* True. Possibly opening with a question along the lines of "Nathan, do you know why people don't generally perform their own open-heart surgeries?" :)

[persephone-kore.livejournal.com]

And this is why we need to see Alan write Xavier more often. *ducks*