I like this one. "To curse an errant man, simply cast this spell, and he will instantly appear the reflection of one who the spellcaster chooses, in all aspects as ugly, bent, and disfigured as the woman cross'd intends."
I'm thinking a lifetime as Richard Simmons would teach him a thing or two.
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Date: 2005-06-29 08:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-29 08:56 pm (UTC)I'm thinking a lifetime as Richard Simmons would teach him a thing or two.
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Date: 2005-06-29 10:29 pm (UTC)...I am so not getting any sleep tonight.
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Date: 2005-06-30 03:46 am (UTC)Then again, I am kind of evil.
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Date: 2005-06-30 03:35 pm (UTC)You'd always be thinking that somewhere in the mansion, Richard Simmons might be naked.
...nevermind no sleeping. I think I'll just move on to being sick.
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Date: 2005-06-30 03:43 pm (UTC)Besides, if you think about it, anywhere in the world, Richard Simmons might be naked.
... Not that I think you should think about that too hard. Sweet dreams. ;)
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Date: 2005-06-30 03:51 pm (UTC)*tries not to whimper*
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Date: 2005-06-30 04:24 pm (UTC)In this scenario, I win either way. :D
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Date: 2005-06-30 05:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-30 03:42 pm (UTC)Now, getting people to wear them, that's got to be black magic.
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Date: 2005-06-30 05:29 pm (UTC)Please. Take your Hocus Pocus somewhere else, I ain't buying.
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Date: 2005-07-01 01:35 am (UTC)