X-Project || Character Takeover

[xp_topaz]

Happy April 1st, interwebs. On this glorious day, the fictional characters of XP, written by their non-fictional players, have decided it's time to break the fourth wall Deadpool-style and let the world know exactly what they think of their lives, their current situations, and of course, their writers. Things are about to get brutally honest here. But I'm sure all our characters love us, right?

...Right?

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[xp_deadpool]

Cai needs to either shit or get off the pot. It's honesty we're looking for here, right? Right, that's what I thought. The point is, she's had me for seven years and she's barely accomplished anything with me that she wanted to. Gotta work on that, chica. Do something interesting with me or set me free -- cause you love me. I'm lovable. Hell, I'm even mostly sane in XP.

But then I think about it and maybe she's written herself into a corner with me. Gotta do something to get me out of it -- I don't like corners, just like I don't like planes or necrotizing fasciitis or kids dying ever. She's made me -- I'm too stable, aren't I? Fuck, I am. When the hell did that happen? I haven't even killed anybody lately -- what's wrong with her?

Shape up or ship out, sweetpea.