Rampant Silliness...

[katschei.livejournal.com]

You Might Be a X-Project Fan If...


- you are unable to walk past your computer without checking the game, despite having checked it five minutes before

- you get a nosebleed and tell people you over strained your powers

- you shudder when you hear the word empathy

- flipping through your old comics, you think, "Hey, why is Amanda's hair blond? Are they in Asgard again?"

- you get depressed when your favorite character leaves the game

- you laugh when anyone mentions chocolate, socks or Dr. Phil

- you don't understand why Havok/Sunfire isn't a popular slash pairing

- you've considered writing a ship manifesto on Kitty Pryde and Jamie Madrox

- or on Doug Ramsey and Marie-Ange Colbert

- you find yourself extolling the virtues of Dazzler to your friends

- and see nothing wrong with this

- you've tried explaining X-Project to people who've never heard of it

- and mostly succeeded, except that they're convinced it's some kind of cult

- "What do you mean, Cannonball never dated Dazzler?"

- you mourned for Frank the lizard

- you squee out loud when a player slips a clever line you recognize from comics/movie into a log

- you quote X-Project

- you can't believe the comics writers keep ignoring Remy's crush on Lorna

- you like an X-project character more than their canon counterpart

- you think, "What's Jamie doing on Buffy?"

- you pick up the latest X-Men and think, "Where's Jetstream?"

- you read the old New Mutants and are disappointed to learn Cypher and Tarot never dated. And what do you mean, Mirage wasn't pregnant? Damn comics writers, screwing with X-Project continuity!

- when engaged in a debate about the best X-Men writers, you blurt out an XP writer

- and are surprised when everyone doesn't agree

- you hear such-and-such a writer is leaving a X-book and your first thought is, "Please let (Cable's, Amanda's, Juggernaut's) writer replace them!"

- you accept that Nathan has had major plastic surgery at least twice ;)

Comments

[persephone-kore.livejournal.com]

you accept that Nathan has had major plastic surgery at least twice ;)

Well, how do you THINK he got his feet back up to normal size after Liefeld?

*flees*

*chokes*

[katschei.livejournal.com]

Oh, I needed tea all oper my screen, really.

[silensy]

*dead*

[rexlapinii.livejournal.com]

Yes, they used tissue from his shoulders and chest to rebuild them. :)

[nute.livejournal.com]

And they got all the extra parts from the twenty brazillion pouches.

[aliciam.livejournal.com]

Too much wit for your own good sometimes, you realize this... ;)