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[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

BOBBY!!!!!11!!1!one~! WHEEEEEEEEEE!~~!!!!!!!!!!

-breathes-

-goes back to squeeing-

Comments

[x-traitor.livejournal.com]

You should, because I am, afterall, trying to save humanity from the likes of you...

[xp_daytripper]

Git.

[x-traitor.livejournal.com]

Right back at you, sweetheart

[xp_daytripper]

Too bad I got rid of the book of curses. You could do with a nice plague of boils.

[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

I have some books, if you want. Quite a lot, actually, if you don't mind the archaic Greek. Interesting stuff.

[xp_daytripper]

*grins* This could be interesting. Oh, Tommmm-mmmmmy?

[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

I like this one. "To curse an errant man, simply cast this spell, and he will instantly appear the reflection of one who the spellcaster chooses, in all aspects as ugly, bent, and disfigured as the woman cross'd intends."

I'm thinking a lifetime as Richard Simmons would teach him a thing or two.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

But then we'd have Richard Simmons walking around the place. Richard. Simmmons. Afro. SPANDEX.

...I am so not getting any sleep tonight.

[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

I think it would be funny.

Then again, I am kind of evil.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

But! He'd be LIVING IN OUR HOUSE!

You'd always be thinking that somewhere in the mansion, Richard Simmons might be naked.

...nevermind no sleeping. I think I'll just move on to being sick.

[xp_daytripper]

Hell yeah. I always thought leg warmers were some demon's idea of a joke...

[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

... entirely possible.

Now, getting people to wear them, that's got to be black magic.

[x-traitor.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm so scared...I'm shaking in my sneakers...

Please. Take your Hocus Pocus somewhere else, I ain't buying.

[xp_daytripper]

Silly little bigot boy. This is going to be fun.

[x-coldhands.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know firsthand what your group's idea of 'saving' humanity is.

[x-traitor.livejournal.com]

Good, one less mutant to enlighten.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

So you know, you hurt Bobby, I hurt you. Just so we're clear...

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Right there with you, Kit.

Tommy? Just give me an excuse.

[x-traitor.livejournal.com]

Try me freak.

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

Oh, look, it's like a pez dispenser. Open his mouth and out comes highly processed rhetoric with very little nutritional value.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Nathan? I know you're married and all and have a baby on the way but...marry me?

Dr. Mactaggart, that's a completely platonic proposal of course. Please don't kill me.

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

Sure. Imagine how it would horrify your father.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Yay! There is no downside to this. Will you smite the pez dispenser as the wedding present?

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

Smite? Me?

Oh, right. I smite well.

GlassTommy, coming right up!

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Hurrah! *does scales to prepare for hitting the note of shattering glass*