X-Project || Character Takeover

[xp_topaz]

Happy April 1st, interwebs. On this glorious day, the fictional characters of XP, written by their non-fictional players, have decided it's time to break the fourth wall Deadpool-style and let the world know exactly what they think of their lives, their current situations, and of course, their writers. Things are about to get brutally honest here. But I'm sure all our characters love us, right?

...Right?

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Sam's Characters

[xp_topaz]

Angel - Topaz - Alex

Angel

[xp_firestar]

I mean, I think I have life pretty good? I'm kickass at everything I enjoy doing, from eating to saving the world, I get a lot of yummy treats, I have awesome friends, and the writer saves destroying a life for her tiny British character, so I definitely can't complain much.

I kind of want to date again, but she's like, nah I don't want to deal with romantic stuff, kay? And I'm like yeah, but I want a boyfriend. And she's like is there even anyone in the mansion you're romantically interested in? And she's got me there. I think I'd get back together with Clint if the opportunity presented itself, but also that made things really complicated with Gabriel, and we did NOT handle that well at all (we being me and the writer), so... maybe I'll stay single and own fifty cats. Sorry Sooraya.

Re: Sam's Characters

[xp_topaz]

You really don't want me to do this.

...

Oh, you do? Okay. Well then what the actual bloody fuck? What did I ever do to you? For fuck's sake, do you even know how hard it is to function right now? I don't enjoy being cruel to people for no reason! Just let me have my god damn life back without all the drama. I miss going to magic class! I never thought I'd say that. I liked teaching it! Don't tell Amanda. I liked things NOT being awkward between me and Amanda and me and Kurt. And by the way, what the fuck was up with my birthday? How many bars did I even go to? Something tells me I'm lucky I didn't end up dead in a gutter! Can't you just fix things without waiting for July? I don't think I can do three more months of this.

Re: Sam's Characters

[xp_havok]

I don't think I have any right to complain after Witchy Witch, but really, it wouldn't kill the writer to let me have a little more fun. Like, I still really want to go skydiving (out of the Blackbird, but that's optional). Or bungee jumping. But she won't find anyone to go with me and it's no fun to go alone and talk about it on the journals later. So she's kind of lacking there.

I'd also like to maybe do more of the helping thing. You know, head into District X, help the local mutants, get more involved with the Underground, that kind of stuff. But again, Ms. Anxious is like "But I don't want to bother anyone I'm enough of a pest" and I'm relegated to telling on the journals instead of showing anything I actually do.

...Crap, I can already hear the gemstone coming to bitch me out. Later!