X-Project || Character Takeover

[xp_topaz]

Happy April 1st, interwebs. On this glorious day, the fictional characters of XP, written by their non-fictional players, have decided it's time to break the fourth wall Deadpool-style and let the world know exactly what they think of their lives, their current situations, and of course, their writers. Things are about to get brutally honest here. But I'm sure all our characters love us, right?

...Right?

Comments

Re: Sam's Characters

[xp_topaz]

You really don't want me to do this.

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Oh, you do? Okay. Well then what the actual bloody fuck? What did I ever do to you? For fuck's sake, do you even know how hard it is to function right now? I don't enjoy being cruel to people for no reason! Just let me have my god damn life back without all the drama. I miss going to magic class! I never thought I'd say that. I liked teaching it! Don't tell Amanda. I liked things NOT being awkward between me and Amanda and me and Kurt. And by the way, what the fuck was up with my birthday? How many bars did I even go to? Something tells me I'm lucky I didn't end up dead in a gutter! Can't you just fix things without waiting for July? I don't think I can do three more months of this.