Matchmaker, Matchmaker

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Everyone in the game wakes up with complete relationship amnesia (Not total amnesia, just the previously established relationships are gone). You have the opportunity to pair everyone up the way they /should/ be.

Who do you want to see with whom? Who should be BFFs? What's the real OTP? Who really should be the biggest rivals?

Edit: Yes, the pairings still have to be in character. But the definition of in character is pretty loose. "Because it would be hot" is okay reasoning.

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[frito-kal.livejournal.com]

Okay, lesee.

MA/Amanda. Oh, come on. It's totally the Alternative Teen Comedy Relationship. One's french, conservative and semi-religious, the other's a English pagan. (And in the corner, Doug's going "Heart... failure...")

Cain/Wanda. What? She's the only woman tall enough to withstand... uh.. nevermind.

Bobby/Jubilee. Fire and Ice, without having to resort to Pyro/Iceman, which I never got into.

Kyle/Catseye. No romance, lots of really athletic sex.

Despite the recent one-night-stand, Doug/Amanda works for me.

[nute.livejournal.com]

I feel the need to quote Steven Brust here:

My Girlfriend is a Pagan

My girlfriend is a pagan, she don't believe in Christ.
Theologically suspect, but in practice kind of nice.
She's teaching me her favorite fertility rites.
And every time I learn one, I yell out Jesus Christ.

My girlfriend is a pagan, I truly have been blessed.
I don't mind the pentagrams, or the lack of rest.
We've been doing all we can to see the crops don't fail.
If when I die I meet with Pan, I'll shake him by the tail.

My girlfriend is a pagan, I guess she is a witch.
She prays to her Goddess while wearing not a stitch.
She says incense and crystals give her mystic energy
And she has to use it somewhere, which works out best for me.

My girlfriend is a pagan, who could ask for more?
At the altar she's a heathen, in the bedroom she's just fine.
I'm happy as a pig in shit, what more can I say?
My girlfriend is a pagan and I'm learning how to pray.

[deathpixie]

I think I hurt something...

[frito-kal.livejournal.com]

I just snorted chicken salad.

[deathpixie]

MA/Amanda. Oh, come on. It's totally the Alternative Teen Comedy Relationship. One's french, conservative and semi-religious, the other's a English pagan. (And in the corner, Doug's going "Heart... failure...")

*snickers* And the scary thing is, I can almost see it. If Angie weren't so very straight. Who else manages to get my girl to wear business casual without arguing? ;)

[frito-kal.livejournal.com]

I could totally see if, if MA would just either lighten the heck up, or stop being so darn hetero.

.. of course, then MA and Amanda would have to make Doug and Angelo smooch. Because that's FUNNY.

[deathpixie]

*giggles* This is starting to sound like a drunken game of spin the bottle. Or that card game where you make up penalties for losing - Kings?

[technophobia.livejournal.com]

Or an addendum to the hottubbing we are considering doing... ;-)

[deathpixie]

God, if we did it would end up bad orgy porn...

[frito-kal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't think we need that.

At least, not posted in canon.

[technophobia.livejournal.com]

My brain has been there ever since we were discussing the hottubbing, sadly.

[xp_daytripper]

We've created a monster.;)

[technophobia.livejournal.com]

No, I got there all on my own, really. *wry chuckle*

[maureenans.livejournal.com]

or Cain/Dani if we are going by height alone. I think Wanda is maybe an inch taller than Dani.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Bobby/Jubilee might have been interesting, actually. Alas, I don't think we had a really active Bobby back when I was regularly playing her.